Although young Ned knew he couldn’t taste the pie, lest the fruit rot again, he didn’t care. The mere smell of it made him feel, if only for an hour, exactly like he wanted to feel: safe and warm and loved. Which is why he became The Pie Maker.
A moment of silence for all those in retail this holiday season.
this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
Working in customer service
So spot on
As recording secretary for my local small government, I can 100% assure you that this is exactly how people are. To the point where you think they’re kidding but then to your horror you realize they’re just old white people.
Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.